After scouring ebay and local stores for a certain 1/3 scale object, I finally found what I was looking for. Here is the story of its reception.
One fine morning...


Elena: What was that?
Flap! Flap! Flap!
Mr Black: Good morning, Elena!

Elena: Goodness, you startled me!

Mr Black: Muah.

Elena: You are quite lively this morning.

Mr Black: Elena, what is that box over there?

Elena: Which box?
Mr Black: That box, over there.

Elena: Oh, I'm not sure.
Mr Black: I will investigate.

Mr Black: Hello, box. I am here to discover your secrets.

Mr Black: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
sigh
Mr Black: There is something quite heavy inside...
Flap! Flap! Flap!
Mr Black: Whew. Well now, perhaps you can open it, Elena.

Elena: Oh my!

Mr Black: What is it? Are there treasures inside?


Elena: It's lovely.
Mr Black: A tea set, eh?
Elena: I have wanted one for some time now.

Elena:
Ah-choo!Mr Black: Bless you.

Mr Black: It's dusty.

Elena: I wonder where Somnifer found it.

Elena: Well, whatever the case, we should wash these right away.
Mr Black: I suppose we could do that.
Later, after a change of location...

Elena: Now, Mr. Black, you can rinse and I will dry.

Mr Black: I guess it wouldn't do if your string got damp. It might become moldy.

Elena: Indeed. Are you paying attention?

Mr Black: Look, Elena-- these cups are so dusty that when I fill them with water, there is a thin crust of grey that floats on the surface!

Elena: Very impressive.
Mr Black: I agree!

Elena: But do you know what I find more impressive?
Mr Black: What? My majestic rinsing skills?
Elena: We have finished our task.

Mr. Black:
Hurrah!
The End